Go Lick The World Might Be the First Ever Current Affairs Clicker

It's a tough job preventing politicians from uttering gaffes. Take President Biden's infamous "go lick the world" comment, for instance – a moment that surely caused White House staff worldwide to cringe. This inspired the creation of Go Lick The World, a satirical casual clicker game from Pixel Play.

The game cleverly blends the absurdity of current events with the addictive nature of clicker games. Your mission? To literally lick the world (virtually, of course!) as fast as possible. Tap the rotating 3D Earth, accumulating points and aiming for leaderboard supremacy.

Boost your score by tapping LickLink satellites (a playful nod to Starlink), F-35 jets, electric cars, and even Lick Force One – the President's plane. Earthly landmarks like the White House, Antarctica, and the pyramids also provide points.

The game's humor extends to its ever-changing assortment of in-game items. Expect to see everything from ice cream to space lasers, with themed daily additions. Mondays feature Impeach-Mints, Tuesdays Tacos, Saturdays Swifties, and pizza slices for Pizzagate enthusiasts.

Unlockable Earth skins and accessories add another layer of fun, including a "clown world" face, various hats (a trucker hat, Uncle Sam hat, a Texas cowboy hat with a censored border sign), and solar eclipse glasses. These are earned by watching rewarded ads. The recent "Great Debate Update" even added a certain prominent figure's iconic hairstyle.

Go Lick The World is free to download, but offers in-app purchases to remove ads, enable auto-clicking (introducing LickGPT!), and get a coveted blue profile tick. Download it now on the App Store and Google Play Store.

UPDATE: The Great Debate Update includes trucker hats representing both sides of the political spectrum, and, yes, Trump's hair.